Title: RED RIDING HOOD (2011)
Ever since the first Twilight film was released, it has had a variety of imitators. The thought was, how hard could it be to follow the same formula, and have the same success. It remains to be an illusive mystery that has plagued many filmmakers, as well as the stars of the original film series, whose ventures outside those hallow grounds have proved less than fruitful. It can come down to simply a built-in fan base, or having that series of books as a fall back. It may simply be a mystery that can never be cracked, for better or worse. It's a phenomenon, no matter how annoying or relentless its locomotion may run. It's always full speed ahead.
But what of it's imitators then, one that has the same director tacked on, with the same basic allure, and a female lead more girls may be able to identify better with than the tweaking antics of one Kristen Stewart? If it were a joke, then one could understand. If it was meant as nothing more than a cash-grab to lure said girls who fawn over the Twilight series, then others could understand. Yet, moment to moment of the film, not only does the tone change, as does the acting, cinematography and the demographic of the film. The there is the CGI werewolf, which will be mentioned later, if I still find the strength.
The plot.....If you happen to not be familiar with the very story of Red Riding Hood, I apologize for the horrendous childhood you may have had. Also I will mention that not much will be gleaned from this film, in connection to the actual fairy tale, save for a few of the key lines. The gist here is this, a town on the outskirts of some European country where the familial line of Godmother (Julie Christie), Mother (Virginia Madsen), and Daughter (Amanda Seyfried), exists. How this town is hidden away, but not over-run by every male from ages 16-67 is a mystery to everyone, more of a mystery than caring about who may be the wolf. There is a legend in the town that during the blood moon, a werewolf has terrorized the village for several generations. After a childhood of catching and slaughtering rabbits with her young rebellious wood-cutter friend, when she is around 16, Valerie's (Seyfried) life is turned upside down. Now it is never mentioned how long the wolf is terrorizing the countryside, at least 20 years is possibly hinted at, but it is inconceivable that a town, destroyed by such a beast on a regular basis, hasn't tried to kill it before. Though when the film gets to "Present time" (The dark ages), a group of townsmen decide to kill the beast once and for all, and are strangely lead by co-leads of 2 of the most popular shows from SyFy Channel, Michael Shanks (Dr. Daniel Jackson) of Stargate SG-1, and Michael Hogan (Col. Tigh) of Battlestar Galactica. While still a bunch of fangirls, I am not sure how much bleed over there is there with the Twilight crowd. Both are dispatched in the first half of the film, which isn't a spoiler, it just happens, and is glazed over. The selling point, outside the story and main lead, for many people, was the strange inclusion of Gary Oldman (the inclusion of Lucas Haas isn't strange or an oddity, simply because Haas is the definition of it.). What Oldman brings to the table here is insanity, pure and unbridled. He must have been paid an insane some, because he chews as much scenery as he can, certainly making the werewolf look like a mere pup. Here is a character who isn't just a religious emissary sent across the country to kill supernatural beasts, but a man who was chosen to do so, because not only was his wife a werewolf, but he killed her for being one. Further more, as if his word weren't enough, he carries around her hand in a wooden box. Of course this raises a question as to how real his tale is, and what is he using to preserve the hand, or does he find a new hand in each town he rolls through. Then, there is also the issue of the Giant Metal Elephant. The film is kind enough to explain it's purpose, but there is no explanation as to why it has to be an elephant, per se. These holes don't just apply to this section alone, but litter the whole movie, as if Swiss Termites were involved somehow.
It feels like a movie without a country, or a true sense of what it wants to be or accomplish. Whenever there are several writers attached to a project, you have to wonder how many different drafts it went through, and how many elements from each one stays on. If you have a color-coded script, that consists of 5 different colors, you need to hope you are getting paid a large sum. The key tell tale that you're film is possibly doomed? Your novelization of the project says "is this really the end of the story?" and then includes a website to check upon the films release to find out more. Either the secret is so good they're worried about it getting ruined, or they're desperate to scrounge up a few bucks. In that situation, there's no real winner.
* out of *****
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